Farscape_Land: Challenge 009

[nymeria_dw]

AN ENTRY FOR TEAM_PROWLER


First entry:  All alone in the night





As he called up another wormhole, to Chiana's gleeful appreciation, John Crichton saw that something was wrong: a host of ships came out of the blue funnel and a determined voice called out: "This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. If you value your lives, be somewhere else!"
Ooops!! Wrong number again, John!!




Second entry: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck





When Aeryn presented John with a home video system for Christmas little did she know about his peculiar taste in movies...  So, when next Halloween he chose a movie that would be "Just perfect for the evening, babe!", neither of them was prepared for the blood-curling effect it would have on the Radiant Aeryn Sun....




Third Entry: One Dominar to rule them all...





Rygel could never resist the lure of treasure: gold, jewels, precious stones - he never had enough, loved to run his small fingers through his hoard.    Then, one day, he saw IT: beautiful beyond belief, the shiny gold calling out to him.  So Rygel took it, running away from the dank cave, oblivious to the screams of "Thievesssss!!!" hunting him down the dark tunnel.




Fourth Entry: You can't take the pants from me!





Serenity's engine gave up the ghost around Dam-ba-Da, the repairs beyond Kaylee's amazing touch. At Zoe's prompting, Captain Reynolds contacted the local mechanical wizard, unaware of the woman's shady record.
But his previous dealings with scoundrels and crooks had not prepared him for Furlow's outrageous prices: in the end, she even took the pants off him...

Comments

Firefly WOO WOO

[vinegar-dog.livejournal.com]

Hi Nym, loooove the Firefly entry - that is one of my all time favourite series (can't believe they only had one season of it! What were they thinking?)

Also brilliant job on the Aeryn vampire one, how did you manage to insert teeth on her pic? Again in AWE of your skills ;)

[nebari-rebel.livejournal.com]

I love your titles (especially the 2nd) and Rygel/Gollum is always wonderful =D I would totally watch that 4th one ;)

Great job with these, all of them made me laugh :)

[jacquelee]

Very good! Loved the B5 one *damn, wrong number* and the LoTR one, can totally imagine Rygel running around hissing *preciooooouuussssss* LOL!

Great job!

[damnedscientist.livejournal.com]

Such cool ideas you have..... Can we have some of them as fics? One of them, even? Pretty please?

[diarmi.livejournal.com]

Bad LJ not only being out for so long but also not showing it on my Friends page. I only found it thanks to Farscape Weekly two days ago but of course couldn't post a comment... arrg...

But it's so funny! I especially squeed with Delenn! And LOTR and Firefly!!! :)))