Farscape_Land: Challenge 009

[nymeria_dw]

AN ENTRY FOR TEAM_PROWLER


First entry:  All alone in the night





As he called up another wormhole, to Chiana's gleeful appreciation, John Crichton saw that something was wrong: a host of ships came out of the blue funnel and a determined voice called out: "This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. If you value your lives, be somewhere else!"
Ooops!! Wrong number again, John!!




Second entry: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck





When Aeryn presented John with a home video system for Christmas little did she know about his peculiar taste in movies...  So, when next Halloween he chose a movie that would be "Just perfect for the evening, babe!", neither of them was prepared for the blood-curling effect it would have on the Radiant Aeryn Sun....




Third Entry: One Dominar to rule them all...





Rygel could never resist the lure of treasure: gold, jewels, precious stones - he never had enough, loved to run his small fingers through his hoard.    Then, one day, he saw IT: beautiful beyond belief, the shiny gold calling out to him.  So Rygel took it, running away from the dank cave, oblivious to the screams of "Thievesssss!!!" hunting him down the dark tunnel.




Fourth Entry: You can't take the pants from me!





Serenity's engine gave up the ghost around Dam-ba-Da, the repairs beyond Kaylee's amazing touch. At Zoe's prompting, Captain Reynolds contacted the local mechanical wizard, unaware of the woman's shady record.
But his previous dealings with scoundrels and crooks had not prepared him for Furlow's outrageous prices: in the end, she even took the pants off him...

Comments

Firefly WOO WOO

[vinegar-dog.livejournal.com]

Hi Nym, loooove the Firefly entry - that is one of my all time favourite series (can't believe they only had one season of it! What were they thinking?)

Also brilliant job on the Aeryn vampire one, how did you manage to insert teeth on her pic? Again in AWE of your skills ;)

Re: Firefly WOO WOO

[nymeria-55.livejournal.com]

Hello and THANK YOU!!!

Yes, Firefly was killed in its promising youth, and no one went to jail for that! grrrrrr....

I had no need to add teeth to Aeryn's picture: it was taken from a (terrible) movie called "Queen of the Damned" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238546/ - despite Claudia Black's warning that it would represent 90 minutes of our lives that we would never get back, I rented it and *suffered* through a stupid movie just to see CB's talent wasted in a 2/3 minutes performance :-((((

But she made an impressive vampire all the same!

Re: Firefly WOO WOO

[vinegar-dog.livejournal.com]

Hi, I just thought you had worked some sort of graphic miracle!!!! Never saw Queen of the Damned and after your review I don't think I will bother!!!

Bring back Firefly and Farscape!!!!!!

Re: Firefly WOO WOO

[nymeria-55.livejournal.com]

There were some clips around showing CB's too-short appearance in the movie, but I can't find them. If you do it will be more than enough, and it will save you from a truly terrible movie...

Re: Firefly WOO WOO

[vinegar-dog.livejournal.com]

LOL, I am off searching on YouTube - I am sure I will find it! Thanks for the pointer!

[nebari-rebel.livejournal.com]

I love your titles (especially the 2nd) and Rygel/Gollum is always wonderful =D I would totally watch that 4th one ;)

Great job with these, all of them made me laugh :)

[nymeria-55.livejournal.com]

Thank youuuuuu!!!

Rygel and Gollum were indeed twins, separated at birth.
Though Ryg is far better looking! (his own mother said so...)

Happy to have made you laugh!! *wave*

[jacquelee]

Very good! Loved the B5 one *damn, wrong number* and the LoTR one, can totally imagine Rygel running around hissing *preciooooouuussssss* LOL!

Great job!

[nymeria-55.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the feedback! **goodvibes**

B5 was of course my very first thought with these paramenter: with Farscape it's my absolute BIG love :-)
And a Gollum-y Rygel is all too possible... LOL

[damnedscientist.livejournal.com]

Such cool ideas you have..... Can we have some of them as fics? One of them, even? Pretty please?

[nymeria-55.livejournal.com]

Can we have some of them as fics? One of them, even? Pretty please?

I'll pass on your request to the Muse and see what she says about it...

And thanks for the feedback! :-)

[diarmi.livejournal.com]

Bad LJ not only being out for so long but also not showing it on my Friends page. I only found it thanks to Farscape Weekly two days ago but of course couldn't post a comment... arrg...

But it's so funny! I especially squeed with Delenn! And LOTR and Firefly!!! :)))

[nymeria-55.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed them!

These challenges are fun because they force to... think outside the box :-)



I especially squeed with Delenn!
That was the very first idea when the word "crossover" appeared, of course...